July 11, 2008

Mexican on a Bicycle

On the America-Mexico border, there were few guards standing. A man comes from the Mexico side on a bicycle and enters America. He is halted by the guards and is frisked by the guards for any smuggled articles. They notice that the man has only few bills of money, and is carrying a sack of sand on the carriage of his bicycle. Suspiciously, the guard asks him, “What’s that on the bicycle carriage?” He replies, “Just a sack full of sand, senor. You may check it if you want to!”
Mexican on a bicycle.
DISCLAIMER: The photo is for representational purpose only. No offense intended.
The guard passes the sack through the metal detector. It contained nothing but sand. The Mexican is allowed to pass. This starts happening every day. But the guard suspected the Mexican of smuggling something which he somehow could not figure out. After 30 years, the American guard and the Mexican met at the bar. The Guard, now retired, asked the Mexican, “I sure that you were smuggling something. Tell me what was it?” Mexican smiles and says, “Bicycles!”

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